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标题: [CCTV系列] 【笑话专栏】休息一下下哟 [打印本页]

作者: xlcfs    时间: 2015-1-28 13:07     标题: 【笑话专栏】休息一下下哟

老婆是个女汉子,有一天下班风风火火回到家进门就大喊:“老公我回来了,今天公交车上遇到小偷,从我身边一过我就发现我手机没了,哈哈!于是我下了公交我追他两站啊,逮住之后一顿打,但他死活不承认翻遍他全身都没找到我的诺基亚,小偷哭着求我说,大姐要不然这些手机你随便挑一个吧于是我就拿了个苹果6回来。”我惊愕的说道:“老婆,你今天没带手机啊,这诺基亚不在茶几上吗  ......
天黑路滑 社会复杂……
我的同桌爱唱歌,但是歌声实在不敢恭维。一天,他又唱给我听:“请把我的歌带回你的家……”我打断他:“你折磨我就够了,还要我把你的歌带回家,折磨我爸妈?”
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        我有二货朋友一枚,捡到一手机,手机壳内附一纸条“ 如果哪天我手机掉了,请归还 ,有重谢,本人号码:139……” 结果我那朋友连续打两天都是正在通话中…… 就跑来跟我讲,我听后似乎明白了什么 。真是两个奇葩!
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怀孕了,某天B超回来,告诉老公孩子已经成形了,他忽然很慈爱的说:“我觉得应该和ta沟通一下。”我以为他要贴我肚子上说话,就问:“你想怎么办?”他狡黠一笑:“拿根小棍捅捅他”
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坐大巴车回家,旁边的少妇身材那个火啊带个3岁左右的娃娃,麻痹哭了一百多公里了还在哭!我说:姐,你喂点奶吧,都哭成这样了!看着周围的哥们投来讚许的目光,觉得自己做对了!
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钱放在我老婆那里还是不错的,比ATM机好。每次问老婆要钱都给十块二十的,ATM机就取不出来零钱。




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